For Valentine's Day this year Porter got all the kids in his class an I-Pod. Well, okay, it's not a real I-Pod. It's actually just a box of Conversation Hearts wrapped to look like an I-Pod with little Kisses as headphones. But I think they're adorable. I just hope none of the kids get too upset if they think they are getting a real I-Pod only to discover it's a lousy box of Conversation Hearts. 'Cause who needs enemies in Kindergarten?