Mar 9, 2009

Mamalicious Monday!

Oooh, I better get a move on... Monday is almost over!!!

I found these fun questions and answers somewhere online an deemed them worth sharing with you. Feel free to read through them, and I would love it if you left a comment telling me something hilarious your child has said lately!

How do you decide who to marry?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. god decides it all the way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-Kristin, age 10

What is the right age to get married?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
-Freddie, age 6

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-Derrick, age 8

What do you think your mom and dad have in common?

Both don't want any more kids.
-Lori, age 8

What do most people do on a date?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-Martin, age 10

What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9

When is it okay to kiss someone?

When they're rich.
-Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-Howard, age 8

Is it better to be single or married?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-Anita, age 9

How would the world be different if people didn't get married?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8

How would you make your marriage work?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-Ricky, age 10

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Lynn said...

Out of the mouths of babes!

Here's a couple of mine:

1. Our then four year old, who very quickly wanted to be "grown up" watched his daddy carry the casserole dish to the microwave and then said, " No dad, let me. I want to burn it this time."

2. My parents often bring us fresh produce from their VERY large garden in the country when they come into the city. One day they dropped by while the kids were home, but we were not. They dropped off a large squash for me to enjoy, as no one else in the family does. When I got home, my then three year old came running to greet me at the door and said, "Mom!!! Grandma brought you a SQUISH!"

Heather said...

What a great post!! Something funny my 3 yr old son keeps saying lately is instead of saying "Daddy", he calls him "my own Daddy". Like, "Here comes my own Daddy!" is too funny!!

Thanks for playing Mamalicious Monday. I am going to draw winners now, good luck!! :)

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