me: "Hi, I'm Karli and I'm a Cluster Blogger."
them: "Hi Karli!"
Edited to Add:
clus·ter blog·ger noun\ˈkləs-tər\ \ˈblȯgər, ˈblägər\
Middle English, from Old English clyster; akin to Old English clott clot; short for Weblogger
an extremely lazy person, inclined to ignore blogging for days on end, then think she can make up for it by posting several blogs at once.